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03 January 2003 - 2:47 am

There are a couple of things I forgot:

• It was worth listening to him hork, just to see him dive behind the couch

• Slitting your wrists with a Windex bottle is not the prettiest way to go

• Yes, he looks like Scotty, but I’m pretty sure Scotty would never do “helicopter, helicopter.” Not for us anyway.

• “Big as a house” … Now, isn’t *that* ironic?

• “I’m one of the classiest bitches I know”

• “I work at a classier place now. Cheetahs.”

• Sometimes it’s really hard to say good-bye

• There is no Godly reason to own a 5-disk DVD player

 

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