03 January 2003 - 2:47 am
There are a couple of things I forgot:
• It was worth listening to him hork, just to see him dive behind the couch
• Slitting your wrists with a Windex bottle is not the prettiest way to go
• Yes, he looks like Scotty, but I’m pretty sure Scotty would never do “helicopter, helicopter.” Not for us anyway.
• “Big as a house” … Now, isn’t *that* ironic?
• “I’m one of the classiest bitches I know”
• “I work at a classier place now. Cheetahs.”
• Sometimes it’s really hard to say good-bye
• There is no Godly reason to own a 5-disk DVD player