09 October 2002 - 10:30 pm
I was in my manager's office today. She said something funny and I laughed. And I blew a fingernail-size booger onto the middle of her desk. It was flat, and kinda round, and was just sticky enough to ... well ... stick. Her assistant pointed at it and said, "Ick." My manager almost fell out of her chair she was laughing so hard. I wiped off her desk. They were still laughing. "Wait a sec..." I thought for a moment, and then told them, "Yes. Yes, this is definitely the most humiliating moment of my life, to date. I'm going to get something to clean off your desk. I feel dirty."