01 September 2002 - 1:27 am
Had dinner with the boyfriend and his family tonight ... it went well. Heard the funniest joke from his brother-in-law. Stop me if you've heard this one:
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Do you mind if I bring in my pet monkey?" The bartender says, "No problem" The guy drinks and drinks and finally has to go relieve himself and asks the bartender if he'll watch his monkey while he's in the bathroom. As soon as the guy gets into the bathroom the monkey jumps over to the pool table, eats the cue ball, then jumps back over to the bar. The guy comes back and the bartender is pissed, so the guy pays for a new ball and leaves with his monkey. A week later he goes back to the bar and asks if he can bring his pet monkey in. "Sure. You paid for the damages last time, so why not." The guy drinks and drinks and finally has to go relieve himself and asks the bartender if he'll watch his monkey while he's in the bathroom. The bartender agrees and when the guy comes back the bartender starts yelling at him, "Take your monkey and leave! He's been out here sticking peanuts in his ass, then eating them." And the guy replies, "Yeah. Ever since that cue ball, he gauges everything."